Liner notes for
Songs in the Key of Decemberween Vol. 1 and Vol. 2
"Everybody! Everybody!"
This one was a total whim and a rush job. I didn't yet know that this was going to be a weeks-long project for me. The Strong Bad Twitter account had tweeted about the first song in the Decemberweenvent 2022 calendar, and I was going through a Guaraldi phase (that I guess I'm still going through). So I took the synth melody from the original song and turned it into a jazz bass line. Sure, it's not a walking bass line, but a lot of Guaraldi's tunes had written out ostinato bass lines on the melody rather than a walking bass line, with an obvious example being "Linus and Lucy". Another well-known example is "Cast Your Fate To The Wind".
I played the melody and some straightforward jazz harmonies on piano on top of that bass line, improvised a solo, and played the melody differently again to end it, and that was that. The solo has the bass switching to a walking line and the drums moving to a swing feel. Switching between straight eighths with a bass ostinato on the melody to swung eighths with a walking bass line for a solo is a characteristically Vince Guaraldi thing to do. "Linus and Lucy" provide an example again with the second solo of that recording, but Guaraldi did it many other times such as once again on "Cast Your Fate To The Wind".
There are two Guaraldi-isms that I put in the solo to try to maximize the evocation of Vince. There's a down-to-the-third-and-leap-up-to-the-flat-nine-on-a-dominant-seven-chord at 0:47 and there's a repeated smushed third thing at 0:59 that I guess we'll call a Guaraldi Third.
"Stave It Off"
This one's another rush job. I just did an intro and then the melody reharmonized with Guaraldi-ish jazz harmonies and with a bit of swing or bounce or something. I did it very quickly so I could post it the same day as the Decemberweenvent entry for this song. This was day 2, and it's when I realized I might want to do this for all 24 songs in the calendar, posting a song the same day as it is revealed. Strong Bad's Twitter account tweeted "Let’s just hope this person continues to make Vince Guaraldi Trio versions of these songs for the rest of Decemberweenvent!" The Stinkoman inside of me took that as some kind of a challenge.
"Skills of an Artist"
This one reharmonizes the melody over a chord progression that is (almost) identical to the A section of "Christmas Time Is Here" and just to make sure that isn't missed, the "Christmas Time Is Here" melody makes a brief appearance. I tweeted "There's a striking resemblance between 'Skills of an Artist' and this unused Vince Guaraldi Trio outtake from 'It's the Internet, Charlie Brown!'." As far as I know, no one believed that it was an actual Guaraldi outtake, but this was the first one where people started asking how they might get a copy. ("...anyway to get it as an mp3....?" "Drop the bandcamp link at the end of the month")
"Caleb Rentpayer Medley"
Because the 2022 Decemberweenvent calendar version of the "Caleb Rentpayer" music includes a surprise minor-key version (the "Funeral Dirge"), this also has a minor key twist. It opens with a variation on the "Linus and Lucy" bass line. I forget if I derived it from "Love Theme" somehow or if I just thought this variation worked better for the "Love Theme" melody than a straight theft of the actual "Linus and Lucy" bass line. I kept the "Linus and Lucy" harmonies (Ab and B) though. I added the "Love Theme" melody played in the "horn fifths" style that the "Linus and Lucy" A section uses. Then, in the B section, we switch things up by using Eb minor instead of Eb major to match the "Funeral Dirge" minor key. I figured if I ran out of gas, and didn't end up doing all 24 days of the Decemberweenvent calendar, I wanted to be sure to do a "Linus and Lucy" homage in there somewhere. So this was it.
An editor of the HRWiki editor (who was very awesome and supportive) wrote of this one that it brought "the Peanuts style theme front-and-center. Unfortunately, I think it sort of overshadowed the Caleb Rentpayer theme itself a little. Nevertheless, I hope you're planning to keep these up. If so, I'm looking forward to the rest!"
The ride bell on the last note is meant to evoke the ride bell at the end of "Linus and Lucy" although in that recording, the bell comes after the last note rather than at the same time.
"Now I'll Do a Dance"
This was the first I introduced something resembling a bossa nova rhythm. Guaraldi was one of the early adopters of the bossa nova in jazz, using it in some of his more well-known songs like "Pebble Beach" and "Star Song". This one is basically one harmony in the bass, largely (perhaps always?) doubled by the left hand of the piano (which Guaraldi did a lot--he at least supplied a left-hand ostinato, whether or not it was doubling the bass, on "Linus and Lucy" and "Cast Your Fate To The Wind"), and me improvising stuff, dropping into the "Now I'll Do A Dance" melody from time to time. My recollection is that it's mostly one take with surprisingly few edits. I'm afraid to look at that Logic Pro file out of fear that it will destroy that story. So I'm just going with it.
Aside from the bossa-ish feel and the left-hand bass ostinato, the only Guarladi-isms that I recall intentionally including are melodies harmonized in thirds and more of those ubiquitous smushed "Guarldi thirds".
"CGNU Fight Song"
This is day six of the Decemberweenvent song calendar, and we finally get to a track that features that key component of the Guaraldi sound, 3/4 time! Sure, 3/4 time isn't all that unusual. But Guaraldi's penchant for triple meter is very noticeable, especially on the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack. By my count, of the 11 tracks on the original release, 6 of them are partially or entirely in 3/4 (or 3/8 in the case of "Für Elise"). Sure, there's room for argument. There are two renditions of "Christmas Time Is Here", so that gets counted twice. And "O Tannenbaum" starts in 3/4 but moves to 4/4 after the introductory solo piano chorus. The other two tracks in 3/4 are "What Child Is This?" (aka "Greensleeves") and "Skating".
But back to "CGNU Fight Song". It's in a 4/4 meter done as a march in its original version, but it really seemed to work well in 3/4 and sort of lent itself to a jazz interpretation more easily that way, at least to my ear. So it's kind of a reverse "O Tannenbaum" going on here. Guaraldi took the 3/4 "O Tannenbaum" and (after an introductory chorus), played it in 4/4. This goes the other way, taking a 4/4 song and playing it in 3/4.
The jazz waltz feel here seemed to be very Guaraldi right off the bat. My somewhat heavy-handed melodic delivery is more Guaraldi than Bill Evans (who also had an affinity with 3/4 time) or Oscar Peterson. But that was probably less a conscious choice than it was the fact that I can't convincingly maintain a Bill Evans vibe (that delicate and elegant touch and incredible harmonic sophistication) or an Oscar Peterson vibe (that powerful and undeniable swing and effortless dexterity).
On the solo, I don't think there are any Guaraldi-isms that I haven't used on previous tracks. I hear some smushed thirds and some harmonize-the-melody-note-with-a-third, and it sounds like I use the descend-to-third-and-jump-up-to-flat-nine-which-resolves-to-the-root-on-a-dominant-seventh-chord thing twice.
The one new Guaraldi-ism (or, if it isn't new on this track, then at least I haven't mentioned it on any of the text for the previous tracks) is the first chord that introduces the track. It's a C13b9. The 13b9 chord was used a lot by Guaraldi. The chord Guaraldi plays at the end of the 3/4 chorus on "O Tannenbaum" that sets up the band to come in for the 4/4 part is also a C13b9. A voicing for it frequently used by Guaraldi (and the one I use here) is (from low to high) the root and dominant seventh of the chord in the left hand and the flat-9, third, and 13 of the chord in the right hand. Those right-hand notes enharmonically are a first-inversion A major triad which is, I have to imagine, how Guaraldi (and probably everyone else, including me) thought of the chord when playing it during comping or a solo piano performance: Root and seventh in the left hand, and a first-inversion major triad with the 13 of the chord as the root.
I keep calling it the 13 and not the 6 because the 6 implies a tonic or maybe subdominant chord. Calling it the 13 implies a dominant chord. The reasons why are beyond the scope of anything I want to include in this text, but they also don't matter. That's the convention. If you see C13 in a fake book, its' telling you to include a dominant seventh (B-flat) in the chord. If you see C6, it means probably don't include the seventh at all but if you do include the seventh, be sure it's a major seventh (B-natural).
OK, I'm going back to the 3/4 thing for one final note. Guaraldi used 3/4 time a lot, especially in scoring music for Peanuts. The last thing he scored right before his death in 1976 was It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown. The main theme from that, sometimes called "Young Man's Fancy", is in 3/4. I find it frustrating that, at least as of this writing, the Wikipedia article for It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown describes that track as a "variation" on "Christmas Time Is Here". It is not. Derrick Bang correctly describes it, instead, as "vaguely similar". The vague similarities are that they are in the same key (F major), they are both in 3/4 time, and the opening melodic phrase of the songs are similar. But the entire rest of the melody is completely different. The chords are nothing alike. Even the structure is completely different. ("Christmas Time Is Here" is conventional 32-bar AABA while "Young Man's Fancy" is a disorienting 36-bar AAB form with 12-bar sections.) I recorded "Young Man's Fancy" with my friend Matt Snyder playing clarinet. Check it out at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp2S5bWHDuw.
"Videlectrix Chime/StrongBad Zone"
The V7-bIImaj7 (G7-Dbmaj7) deceptive cadence I used to end the "Videlectrix Chime" intro is taken from an arrangement of "Night and Day" by Cole Porter but I cannot remember where I first came across it. I also use that deceptive cadence (in a different key) at the end of my video of me playing Vince Guaraldi's "Pebble Beach". I use it at the end of my song "Flatware Force" too but I don't (yet?) have a video for that one. (I might need to make one. It's a good song!)
The gap between the last two chords of the "Videlectrix Chime" intro might be the best 4 seconds of music I have ever recorded.
As with "Now I'll Do A Dance", "StrongBad Zone" is performed as a single static harmony. I just improvised a bunch, reharmonized the "Videlectrix Chime" as a melody under the "StrongBad Zone" bass ostinato and that was that. There are certainly a few Guaraldi-isms in there, but nothing new I don't think: smushed thirds, harmonizing in thirds, and bass-and-piano playing the ostinato line together. The piano figure at 1:14 is a reference to Bill Evans's iconic piano figure on "All Blues" by Miles Davis from Kind of Blue.
"Smells Like Peanut Action"
Once again, on the melody, we have the bass and piano playing in unison, like Guaraldi did a lot. And once again, like a lot of Guaraldi performances, the head uses straight eighths while the improvised solo starting at 0:41 uses swung eighths. That piano solo starts with that Guaraldian smushed third on a major chord. At 0:43, it moves immediately to the Guaraldian step-down-to-the-third-of-a-dominant-seven-chord-before-jumping-up-to-the-flat-nine-resolving-stepwise-down-to-the-tonic. Let's just start calling that a "Guaraldian 3-b9 lick" from now on. Next, it's echoed at 0:45 in rhythm and shape by a Guaraldian enclosure on the third of the tonic chord jumping up to the root and resolving down to the 7th of the tonic scale, but since it's played in a staggered way, it ends up being the third of the next chord (the dominant chord).
It was kind of obvious to do a "Smells Like Teen Spirit" quote in a song titled "Smells Like Peanut Action". I did it twice. It's easy to miss that the opening two bars played solely on the bass are basically the main guitar riff from "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Much more obvious is at 1:37 at the opening of the coda solo. In addition to the solo melody being an obvious quote of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", the chords have changed to be the same as "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Fm Bbm Ab Db) but turned into jazz chords in a straightforward fashion (Fm9 Bbm9 Abmaj7 Dbmaj9). Up until this point, the tune had been in F major. The abrupt switch to the parallel minor is abetted by the similarly abrupt (and Guaraldian) shift from straight time to swung time. Whereas the first solo had a lot of intentional nods to Guaraldi's style, this solo is more my improvisational piano voice.
The last chord of the song at 2:18 is a minor major seventh chord with a ninth on top. The minor major seventh chord is sometimes called the Hitchcock chord, mostly due to Bernard Herrmann's use of it in the soundtrack to the Alfred Hitchcock film Psycho. However, in our household, especially when a ninth is added on top, we call it "the Dangeresque chord" due to its use as the final chord of "The Theme from Dangeresque II". It's the guitar chord that immediately precedes "Or did I?" at the end. Or at least, that's what I think that chord is, and that's what matters. Anyway, I first started using this chord a lot after transcribing Michel Camilo's recording of "Softly, as in a Morning Sunrise" from his album On Fire. That performance ends with the Dangeresque chord (or at least that's how I hear it). I even included, at 2:21, the same after-the-chord flourish that Camilo uses at the end of "Softly, as in a Morning Sunrise". Come to think of it, I transcribed the piano solo on that recording a long time ago and played a variation of Camilo's arrangement with a quartet I was in. Camilo's solo on that recording heavily informs the melodic and rhythmic language of the coda solo here, although Camilo is about 4 billion times the player I will ever be.
"Meet Marshie"
Obviously, this one is an homage to "My Little Drum". I ended up making the sections 7 bars long instead of the usual 8. The "My Little Drum" arrangement seemed to accommodate the "Meet Marshie" melody better that way.
The piano solo borrows very heavily from Guaraldi's solo on "My Little Drum". Theft, even.
This was the first video where the Strong Bad Twitter account responded with a video of its own that had Marshie getting threatening and Homestar doing the countermelody: https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1601336467787513857
"No Probalo"
This one is obviously more an homage to Steely Dan's "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" than to anything Vince Guaraldi ever recorded.
I transposed this song to E major so it would be in the same key as "Rikki". And although I changed the bass line ever so slightly for reasons that I now cannot remember, it is still very recognizable as the opening bass line to "Rikki". Steely Dan famously got that bass line intro from Horace Silver's "Song For My Father" (which is in F major) but I generally think of that bass figure as a standard bossa nova figure. I'm probably wrong about the bossa nova part, but the fact that it evokes bossa nova for me made it something I could somehow justify as vaguely Vince Guaraldi-like. Guaraldi was big into bossa nova. He recorded several albums with with Brazilian guitarist Bola Sete and performed with him for years. Guaraldi's first big hit album was music from and inspired by a Brazilian film. Guaraldi was as associated with Brazilian music as an Italian-American lifelong San Franciscan could be.
Just like on "Rikki", I added that wind-chime-type flourish on the intro as well as the snare rim click. But once the melody kicks in, I try (and do not succeed) to make it more Guaraldi by harmonizing the melody in an almost-horn-fifths Guaraldi style. For the bridge, I harmonized things with a succession of Steely Dan-like chords and end with the pre-chorus piano lick from "Rikki".
I left room in the arrangement for a short coda vamp solo but ended up just playing one rather conventional lick (in thirds again) before inserting the "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" ending. The wind chimes return just like on "Rikki" (although more noticeably here) and I play the vocal harmonies as a piano melody.
When I posted this to Twitter, I wrote: "Some Guaraldi components are in this, but I think they get a little lost to...uh...another...uh..subtle influence...." The Strong Bad Twitter account responded with a tweet starting with "Steel yourself, Dan" and posting a video using an edited version of this as a theme for a Senor Cardgage sitcom. That was very rewarding for me. You can see it at https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1601634632545447937.
"3 Times Halloween Funjob"
Offhand, I'm not sure I did much to Guaraldi-ize this beyond make it a mellow piano jazz trio. Block chords seem to be big with every jazz piano player, but offhand, I can't think of a Guaraldi track that has block chords similar to the style played here. I think this is me taking the Homestar Runner song, applying Vince Guaraldi Trio instrumentation and jazz sensibilities to it, trying to simulate the vibe of the A Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, and otherwise inserting myself into the song. It's short and, like most of these tracks, was done very quickly, but I'm pretty happy with it.
"Cheat Commandos Theme Song"
While the "CGNU Fight Song" was a march that was easier for me to jazz up in a Guaraldi-ish 3/4 time, this is also march-like (or at least it is to my ear) but I left it in 4/4. But it switches to 3/4 in the middle section. Since it's in a minor key, I went with an homage to the minor key 3/4 song on the A Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, which is "What Child Is This" (also known as "Greensleeves"). And as in "Skills of an Artist", to make the homage unmistakable, I straight-up played a recognizable segment of the subject of the homage in the middle "solo" section. I put "solo" in quotation marks because, unlike in "Skills of an Artist", there isn't a solo on this one. It's just the "Cheat Commandos Theme Song" melody (0:00), followed by the "What Child Is This" bridge-type thing (0:14), followed by a recap of the "Cheat Commands Theme Song" (0:26).
The drum roll at 0:37 was more work for me to program than I would have liked it to be, but I wanted it to be there so that I could make a specific Twitter joke that references a specific Homestar Runner toon where Gunhaver changes the Cheat Commandos catch phrase from "Rock rock on!" to "Riggidy-roll!" From https://twitter.com/trott/status/1602315371390062592: "I tried ending this with the drums rock-rocking on but went with a riggidy-roll instead." Get it? Drum roll, riggidy-roll? Yeah, I'm not very funny a lot of the time.
The ending (0:39), where the Fm6/9 chord is hit twice followed up an upward flourish on the keyboard and then a somewhat odd descending semitone in the left hand (from Db to C), is an approximation of the ending of "What Child Is This".
"Teen Girl Squad/Four Gregs"
I crammed in the Thelonious Monk song "Four In One" on this one.
The "Teen Girl Squad" theme always reminded me of "Four In One" because of the (to me, at least) whimsical-sounding melodies they both have, and specifically the playful use of seconds in both compositions. So I was compelled to mash them up like this. Basically, instead of playing a piano solo, I use the melody of "Four In One" as a piano solo. (In this version, the seconds I'm talking about in "Teen Girl Squad" occur at 0:05, 0:08, 0:12, and 0:16. "Four In One" starts at 0:17 and the seconds in "Four In One" occur at 0:20.)
The whole tone scales that open this recording and (especially) the one at 0:28 (right after the "Four In One" melody is over) are kind of obvious nods to Thelonious Monk.
"Four Gregs" comes in at 0:31. I'm playing something more like "variations on 'Four Gregs'" than "Four Gregs" itself. Such is the nature of these things.
I guess, other than instrumentation and "vibe" again, there's not a lot specifically referencing the Guaraldi sound on this one. I feel like that last Ebmaj7 chord at 1:00 is Guaraldi-ish, but any intellectual explanation will probably sound weak. Here's my try anyway: Major seven chords readily identify some well-known Vince Guaraldi songs. In particular, the main theme of "Christmas Time is Here" opens on Fmaj7 and given the melody of that tune, it is definitely Fmaj7 and not F6 or F6/9 or Fadd9 or any number of other chords that jazz players might substitute on a tonic chord. And major seven (and major nine chords, which are just major seven chords with one more note on top) are kind of essential to the Christmas and Guaraldi feel of the rest of that tune. So, if you know something is Christmas-y (or Decemberween-y) and you know it's Guaraldi (or Guaraldi-ish), then hearing an emphasized, exposed major seven chord at the end of everything is going to evoke that.
"Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"
This is a song from Homestar Runner done in the style of the Vince Guaraldi Trio's soundtrack to the A Charlie Brown Christmas television special. Or at least that was the pretense of all of these, but this one is really more like Henry Mancini than Vince Guaraldi.
This tries to ape the vibe of Peter Gunn a bit. I ended up deciding it needed to be faster and longer, and that it needed more people than me on it. The end result is at https://youtu.be/vnYSsne_UU4 and I think that's definitely the better version.
The baritone sax solo quotes the Dangeresque theme.
I really love the atonal nonsense at the end of the bridge.
The Strong Bad Twitter account wrote of this one: "Today’s rendition of Strong Bad is a Bad Guy from @trott makes perfect intro/outro music for Dangeresque!" It included a video that I can watch again and again and again. Watch it at https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1603062121985720325. Can't wait for Roomisode 2!
These were all supposed to be in the style of Vince Guaraldi, and this one was a bit of a stretch. My justification is the left hand ostinato, which is a frequent Guaraldi compositional technique. Beyond that, I vaguely justified it to myself by considering late career Guaraldi experimentation with idioms outside of jazz. But there really isn't anything (that I'm aware of) in Guaraldi's catalog that has the sort of big band horns that are on this. The closest I can think of would be the horns on "Little Birdie". I'll take it.
"Strong Badia National Anthem"
Like everything else here, this is a song from Homestar Runner done in the style of the Vince Guaraldi Trio's soundtrack to the A Charlie Brown Christmas television special. But maybe this one is more Billy Joel's "My Life". More on that later.
When this tune popped up on the 2022 Decemberweenvent calendar, it was an opportunity to finally do an homage to "Christmas Is Coming". It's on the bridge where the melody is played in triads in the right hand and the left hand is playing the alternating notes an octave apart. Those are, of course, things that happen in "Christmas Is Coming". I used the same harmonies as in "Christmas Is Coming" (Ab and Eb major triads over a Bb) and played it in the same key (before modulating halfway through). But instead of evoking "Christmas Is Coming", it seems to evoke "My Life" by Billy Joel instead.
All that is on the B section. The A section has some minor Guaraldi touches that don't really bring to mind A Charlie Brown Christmas so well either, but oh well. Specifically, the left hand is playing a written-out bass part (doubled in the bass) and the right hand is doing some playing-the-melody-in-dyads stuff. There is also a smooshed-Guaraldi-third or two. None of these are prominent or distinctly Guaraldi enough to evoke Vince, especially in the absence of any swing section or brushes on the drums.
Given that this ended up sounding less like Vince Guaraldi but maintained it's Strong Badia National Anthem vibe, I stole a joke from Sam Eagle for my Twitter post about it: "From the soundtrack to 'A Salute To The Flags Of All Nations, But Mostly Ours, Charlie Brown'."
"Homestar Runner Presents: Presents
I had been worried I might not have a good opportunity to work in "Skating" anywhere, so when "Homestar Runner Presents: Presents" showed up in the Decemberweenvent calendar, I jumped at the opportunity. I reworked the melody to be in 3/4 and added the chordal rhythmic vamp. Then I crammed in the "Skating" theme but, due to the way the "Homestar Runner Presents: Presents" melody works, it's a fourth higher than it is in the actual "Skating" tune. I kind of like the way you (or at least I) don't really notice that.
As usual, I adopted the "Homestar Runner Presents: Presents" melody to dyads to try to convince myself I was making it more Guaraldi-like.
The last chord here is very similar to the first chord on "Everybody! Everybody!" (but they are slightly different voicings). If I ever play these live (which will almost certainly never happen), a segue where the last chord of "Homestar Runner Presents: Presents" is the first chord of "Everybody! Everybody!" may be something I am compelled to do.
"The Cheat Is Not Dead"
One of the songs from the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack that seemed like it might be a challenge to incorporate into the Decemberweenvent songs was "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing". When "The Cheat Is Not Dead" came up on the calendar, it was time to act!
This opens with an organ playing "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing", just like it appears on the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack. And it has a children's choir singing the melody with wordless vocals, just like on the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack.
Except that I didn't have a boys' choir available to me the way Vince Guaraldi did. So that's me singing a bunch of times, and then pitched up a fourth. Pitching up an octave results in an Alvin & The Chipmunks sound. There are things you can do to mess with that and make it sound more like a child than a chipmunk. My friend Anu Kirk tried to explain some of those things to me. But it was easier to just pitch it up a fourth.
But since I was only transposing the recording up a fourth, the highest note is a strain for me and you can hear that. Fortunately, one of the things they did with the children's choir was expect there to be tempo and pitch problems. It was part of making it sound like a bunch of real children singing and not professional singers. This worked out for me because, to paraphrase Levon Helm talking about one of the reasons the concert version of "The Weight" didn't appear in The Last Waltz, my performance was not exactly magical.
So after all of that, the homage to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack is clear. I mean, it's basically a copy for the first 48 seconds or so. Then, we bring in the piano (still playing the "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" chords that the organ was playing and not "The Cheat Is Not Dead" chords) and the "choir" now starts singing "The Cheat Is Not Dead" with the melody slightly modified to fit with the chords. Sometimes, though, no modification is needed and there is a beautiful, happy reharmonization. The way "dead" (a tonic note) in "that would mean that he's dead" is now harmonized with a IV chord rather than a I chord would be enough to make this whole track worthwhile on its own in my opinion.
For the second verse/chorus/whatever, the organ and the wordless "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" are brought back in, all going at the same time. Church services should totally use this. Church of Saint The Cheat, anyone?
"Because, It's Midnite"
I replicated the drum fills from the original recording on the (MIDI) jazz kit with brushes for this track. The bass line, uh, riffs on the guitar riff for the most part. Otherwise, it's a pretty straightforward jazz interpretation of a parody hair metal track. You know, the kind of thing one does all the time.
For the spoken word part, I asked my friend Manny Ponce to send me some takes of him speaking the words because I knew he'd come up with something hilarious. He did a few takes but also included, seemingly as a throwaway, a version of him doing the muted trombone "wah wah" adult voice from all those Peanuts television specials. I ended up using my guide spoken word vocals panned to one side and his Miss Othmar "wah wah" vocals panned to the other side.
"Peasants Quest Theme"
Because the Motown drum beat and other elements I used didn't feel jazzy enough to me, I added a brief free improvised introduction.
The "Peasant's Quest" melody by itself wasn't really enough for a convincing jazz head. Fortunately, one of the video games that uses this tune interjects the Trogdor theme into it, so that's what I did here.
The Guaraldi-isms on here don't really succeed in making this terribly Guaraldi-sounding and are ones I used on previous tracks: dyads on the melody, straight eighths on the melody statement with a swung eighths solo section, and probably something else that is escaping my notice right now.
I got the little chromatic blip in the right hand that I use to end this track from David Frishberg's recording of "Another Song About Paris" on The Dave Frishberg Songbook Volume Two. That is an underrated album that deserves many more people listening to it, in my opinion.
"Santam'n Is A Blademan"
I went with a straightforward light piano jazz trio touch with no left hand used on the piano (except for the last note of the song, I guess, although I wouldn't be surprised if I reached over and played it with my right hand just to keep it all one hand).
The "solo" is, of course, "The Christmas Song" which is perhaps more readily known as "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire". (The music and some of the lyrics for "The Christmas Song" were written by Mel Tormé!) Because I wanted an obvious homage to every song on the A Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack and we were getting late in the month by this point, this seemed like a good opportunity to use that melody. I like the way, if you're singing along with the words for each song, the intersection of the two songs ends up as "Everybody knows Santam'n is a blademan".
The Guaraldi-isms on this are only here and there, but there are the horn fifths and other melodic dyads, and smushed Guaraldi thirds. Not a lot really, but the instrumentation and general vibe make for an easy association with A Charlie Brown Christmas.
The ending lick is, of course, reminiscent of the Count Basie signature ending.
"Stinkoman Level 1"
This one was composed by Jonathan Howe and it is considerably more sophisticated melodically, harmonically, and rhythmically than the other tunes in the Decemberweenvent calendar. As with all of these tunes, I recorded this one in a rush. I had the help of a MIDI file I found on a game music site so I didn't have to fully transcribe the bass parts or the B section myself.
I modified the bass line to have a bit of space and be more funky sounding (at least to my ear), kind of modeling it rhythmically on the bass line/piano left hand on Herbie Hancock's "Cantaloupe Island". The resulting bass line often doesn't play beat two, letting the snare establish the backbeat groove.
This sounds nothing like A Charlie Brown Christmas, of course. Look, there were a lot of songs in this Decemberweenvent calendar! I justified this one's 1970s not-quite-funk not-quite-disco audio-engineer-definitely-doing-cocaine-in-the-studio sound as being Guaraldi-ish because Vince experimented with rock and electronic sounds later in his career. He played with Jerry Garcia! He played with Van Morrison! He used electronic keyboards before it was fashionable!
"Dethemberween Thnikkaman"
Honestly, I was running out of steam and needed an easy win. Doing a solo piano ballad version was the way to go. While I thought it was a bit of a throwaway, people seemed to love this one.
The opening chord is a G13b9. The 13b9 voicing is one Guaraldi used a lot (including on "O Tannenbaum") but that was (as far as I can remember, anyway) the extent of the Guaraldi-isms on here, other than the overall gentle vibe. Anyway, that G13b9 comes back again at around 0:30.
The extended deceptive cadence starting at 0:57 and basically going through the rest of the song is similar to one I wrote originally for a song I haven't (yet) released called "Baffin Island Doesn't Love Me Anymore". The F#maj7#11 chord at 1:17 with the #11 as the top note and that then descends to an F chord is lifted from the Sam Rivers composition "Beatrice" (although Rivers used some kind of F major tonic chord while I use an Fmin7). And at 1:31, we have the return of the G13b9 chord (although the 13 doesn't show up until 1:32 where it's a melody note).
Naturally, I had to whisper "Yeah, shut up, kid!" at 1:43 after the final piano notes.
"Trogdor"
Even though I transcribed and performed the "Trogdor" melody correctly a few days earlier in the "Peasant's Quest Theme" music, I followed the Decemberweenvent sheet music here and--oopsie--played the melody wrong. (The sheet music was later amended with the correct melody.)
Guaraldi got into synthesizers and rock music in his late career, so I went with a rock sound. It stretches believability for a Guaraldi track, though. It's Day 23 of the Decemberweenvent calendar, after all!
Here is the back story I invented for the track and posted on Twitter:
Monty Budwig was college friends with the Dancing Brothers who had their own version of 'Trogdor'. Under pressure to make a hit record, Vince Guaraldi tried his hand at it in an uncharacteristic Wall-of-Sound style. It flopped. Martbell is rumored to have sung the cottages line.
Strong Bad's Twitter account replied:
Any mention of the Dancing Brothers is top notch in my book, though Guaraldi never shoulda trusted that Martbell. While The Killer Dynamo maybe have the best name, GLENN is the one you want when the styles are down.
And my response:
I will always gravitate to Martbell over the other two. Fight me.
I had my friend JP Lester do most of the vocals. That's me doing the Prince of Darkness bad rapping near the end and singing "thatched roof cottages" (poorly) on background vocals. JP is doing the rest of the (excellent) lead and (excellent) background vocals.
I would be remiss if I did not also credit JP with adding the sleigh bell for instant winter holiday impact. He also added some synth stuff, but he's a lot less concerned with being credited for that than he is with being credited with sleigh bells.
"Trogdor" (alternate piano trio take)
After botching the Trogdor riff on the previous track even though I had transcribed it correctly for Peasant's Quest a few days before, I quickly threw this together to make up for it. It was going to be very Guaraldi-sounding, or at least gentle piano jazz trio-sounding. And I had to get it out the same day so it was a rush job. One take, I think!
Until I listened back and realized that I played every melody in "Trogdor" except for the riff! I did a second take to add it in at 1:02.
The final chord at 1:18 is yet another time I end on the Dangeresque chord.
"Trogdor" (barnyard outtake)
After releasing two versions of "Trogdor" on one Decemberweenvent day, I was inspired to add a third because it was the day the Homestar Runner folks released their "Burninate the Barnyard" game. The game was a reskinning of the previously-released Trogdor game to make it farm-themed. I joked that this new song was called 'TRAC-TOR!" Because I had to produce it quickly, I played the guitar myself, with predictable results.
3 versions of the song in one day? What?!
Stay tuned. I ended up doing 4.
The song is kind of poking fun at myself because the guitar plays the theme "wrong" but then bends up to the right note. The "wrong" note is what I used on the first version of "Trogdor" that I unleashed on the same day as this.
"Trogdor" (Schroeder "Für Elise" outtake)
After sharing three "Trogdor" versions in a single day, two of which were even more last-minute than usual, I added this fourth one. I realized that I had forgotten to have a song in the style of "Für Elise" in my Decemberweenvent tracks. Of all the tracks on the A Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack album, "Für Elise" would be the only one without an homage among the Decemberweenvent tracks. I had already done an homage to all the other tracks except for "O Tennenbaum", but I had a plan for that one as the bonus track. I also already knew that the one remaining song was in a major key, and thus not especially conducive to an homage to the minor-key "Für Elise". "Trogdor" was in a minor key and this was my chance, but I had been sleeping on it! So I rushed to put this one together.
Someone commented that they were surprised that the two songs ("Trogdor" and "Für Elise") seemed to coincidentally work together so well on the A section. They didn't notice that I modified the "Trogdor" notes while the "Für Elise" theme plays to make them work. So not really a coincidence. (No shade on them! I don't think it's very noticeable!)
"Todaybor Day Is Labor Day"
The very first lick on the intro is inspired by a Beatles piano lick from "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)". But beyond that, the repetitive nature of "Todaybor Day Is Labor Day" exceeds that of the melody of "C Jam Blues", so I did a slower and vastly less competent riff on Oscar Peterson's take on that tune. I also threw in a signature Kenny Barron lick at 1:17. And, of course, it ends with a reprise of "Everybody! Everybody!" to bring the Decemberweenvent cycle full circle.
But it turns out this wasn't the end of the Decemberweenvent calendar. The Brothers Chaps slipped in another song as a sort of postlude to this one.
"Anew App"
In the final Decemberweenvent calendar cartoon, this was a sort of afterthought song by Homestar Runner. Fortunately, that made it easy to throw together a similarly afterthought 17-second version the same day. The less said about this track, the better. (Although I guess I was sort of modeling some of it's vaguely Monk-ish angularity on Guaraldi's composition "Freeway".)
"O Decemberween"
This was the bonus track I had been planning all along, unless of course it showed up on the Decemberweenvent calendar. Which it didn't.
Obviously, the melody and harmony of "O Decemberween" is "O Tannenbaum", so it serves as a clear reference to that song on the A Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack. The children's choir sound also provides a clear reference to tracks on the soundtrack that used a children's choir (which "O Tannenbaum" did not). The "children's" choir here, credited as "the von Trott Family Singers", consists of my 10-year-old daughter, my wife, and me singing in falsetto. I had to be pitched up a few semitones, I think, but not so much that I thought I had to adjust the formant on my voice.
Since this had to be done quickly, it seemed best to dispense with trying to imitate Guaraldi's playing on "O Tannenbaum" and go more for a cross between the plunking of chords you might here at Birchwood Elementary School and maybe a bit of the organ accompaniment (moved to piano on this track) that Guaraldi provided on "Hark, the Herald Angel Sings". OK, maybe it's all Birchwood School plunking.
Thanks for listening and reading my self-indulgent notes!