Posted by Trott

I am half-assedly doing an elimination diet for ten days. Today, I cut out sweets, caffeine, and alcohol. (I already don't eat meat, which is the other thing I'm supposed to cut out today.)

Tomorrow, I cut out dairy. So, I'm going a little crazy today with the (plain) yogurt and pepper jack cheese.

I would like to make a public service announcement: Yes, folks, it is definitely possible to overdo it on the pepper jack cheese.

I may not need to eat pepper jack cheese again. Ever.

Which is a good thing, because I'll be cutting it out of my diet for eight days. That's not quite forever, but it's awfully, awfully close.

While I'm at it, here are my current seven favorite Warren Zevon songs. Feel free to post your own in the comments! This is the type of serious, heavy content we need over here:

"Genius"
"Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead" (only because I was just in Denver)
"Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner"
"Detox Mansion"
"Lawyers, Guns and Money"
"Looking For The Next Best Thing"
"Carmelita"

And if that's too heavy and serious for you, go and read a light-hearted blog, like Mostly Meat. Ajax is a funny guy and he posts comments here more often than my so-called friends. Plus, he's a fan of the theme song, although he has the vexing habit of always linking to the theme song mp3 and never to the site itself.

I bet he's never been described as having a "vexing habit" before.