Posted by Trott

I'm dismayed that the Craig's List community saw fit to remove this post of mine from the "free stuff" area. And, yes, although I ended up giving away the desk to someone else, I did have to call the number and bring the dresser to the woman from the previous evening. No, we did not have wild monkey sex.

Title: (free stuff) Take My Desk and Dresser--Save My Relationship!!

My previous post to Craig's List advertising free stuff I am giving away in the wake of my move was wildly successful. The only things that didn't go were two items that were too large for people to move easily. This would be a moderate sized desk and a moderate sized dresser.

Oh, sure, people were interested in them. In particular, three hot young co-eds who stopped by wanted them. (OK, I was actually too busy painting the bathroom to notice what these people looked like. But had I been more observant, I'm sure I would have noticed that they were way hot!)

One of them said she was very interested in the dresser and desk. She gave me her phone number and told me to call if I wanted to bring the dresser and desk to her.

I'm sure this woman is a temptress and a mindblowing foursome would ensue if I were to call.

Sadly, my girlfriend would be less enthused about this development than me.

Help save my relationship! Send me an email letting me know when you can come by to pick up these two items! If I don't get someone to take them, I will be forced to call that number! Then I will be forced to have wild monkey sex with these women! Then my girlfriend will be forced to break up with me! Is that what God wants? Of course not! So it is God's will that you email me and offer to take my furniture! Don't disobey God! Email me right away!