Posted by Trey Ravalli

I, Harold Carmichael, have accepted Box Daddy’s challenge to enter the Pennsylvania gubernatorial race on behalf of the Democratic Party. Harold Carmichael, like Lynn Swann, preaches personal responsibility. I believe it is Harold Carmichael’s personal responsibility to kick Lynn Swann’s candy ass into Lake Erie.

First, let me say that I want no part of Box Daddy for he is no Democrat. Here in Philly, I visit a place called Swarthmore. These are my “constituents”. They complain to me, “Harold, I worked hard to get straight A’s and all these dumb-ass jocks at Penn State drive nicer cars and live in gaudy mansions. Where is the justice in that? Down with capitalism. Workers unite.” Harold Carmichael says, “Huh?”

Look, Harold Carmichael has overcome long odds to get where he is. Greed, corporate corruption, religious bigotry and reckless warfare make him sick. Harold Carmichael does not have 500 years to help the good people of Pennsylvania. He wants a government that is going to help people now. Actual people.

Harold Carmichael's biggest issue is to address global poverty. He knows people in Lagos. They’ve been waiting for this tired-ass revolution to come for 50 years and things just get worse. Harold Carmichael says “Box Daddy, tend your garden.”

Harold Carmichael

“The best lack all conviction while the worst/Are full of passionate intensity” w.b.yeats

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