Guest Editorial by Ed "Too Tall" Jones
Posted by Lynn Swann
As we all know, athletes tend to be conservatives while actors tend to be liberals.
So, it comes as no surprise that Billy "White Shoes" Johnson attacks Republican football great Lynn Swann and defends Communist Charles Box Daddy. Billy always was more of an actor than a true athlete, what with that silly touchdown dance of his and all.
I guess Billy's just insecure and jealous, since he was never selected for the cover of a black history book published by the Urban League. (Congratulations, Lynn!)
I'm also sure that Billy doesn't get billing next to heroes like astronaut James Lovell in illuminating articles by intelligent men like Dr. Steven Keteyian. It is sad to watch Billy translate his own insecurity into jealousy of the successful, strong Lynn Swann.
Other Too Tall political notes: Lynn has given $2000 to John Kerry's Senate campaigns. I guess that happens, even when you're a Bush-loving Republican, when you have close ties with the Heinz family. He's also given $8800 over the years to various Republican campaigns.
And while we're talking about Pennsylvania politics, does anyone really believe that Rick Santorum isn't hoping to run for president if he wins his 2006 Senate re-election bid? Come on, Rick! We're not stupid!
Go Fighting Au Jus!
Yours truly,
Ed "Too Tall" Jones
As we all know, athletes tend to be conservatives while actors tend to be liberals.So, it comes as no surprise that Billy "White Shoes" Johnson attacks Republican football great Lynn Swann and defends Communist Charles Box Daddy. Billy always was more of an actor than a true athlete, what with that silly touchdown dance of his and all.
I guess Billy's just insecure and jealous, since he was never selected for the cover of a black history book published by the Urban League. (Congratulations, Lynn!)
I'm also sure that Billy doesn't get billing next to heroes like astronaut James Lovell in illuminating articles by intelligent men like Dr. Steven Keteyian. It is sad to watch Billy translate his own insecurity into jealousy of the successful, strong Lynn Swann.
Other Too Tall political notes: Lynn has given $2000 to John Kerry's Senate campaigns. I guess that happens, even when you're a Bush-loving Republican, when you have close ties with the Heinz family. He's also given $8800 over the years to various Republican campaigns.
And while we're talking about Pennsylvania politics, does anyone really believe that Rick Santorum isn't hoping to run for president if he wins his 2006 Senate re-election bid? Come on, Rick! We're not stupid!
Go Fighting Au Jus!
Yours truly,
Ed "Too Tall" Jones
1 Comments:
I am most impressed by the political interests that these men are showing. Hurrah!!!
In my country, France, the athletic men are not recruited by politicals. My brother says that the sport is a waste.
Not for me, I enjoy very much a game of rugby and what we in France call football. What you call soccers.
This is a very good development and I will be informing my brother that Marcel DeSailly (test captain of la France) should be made a candidate in next electoral test. I enjoy Mr. Too Tall's tale. Very enjoyment and amusing is his analysis. I think that there should be more photos of women.
Toujours le Bon!
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