Saturday, May 07, 2005

A Tale Of Castaways, Here For A Long, Long Time

Posted by Al Pastor

5/1/05 Oaks Club $1-2 Hold’em
1:15-1:45 PM
In $40 Out $36 -$4

Oaks Club $2-4 Hold’em
1:45-4:30 PM
In $76 Out $135 +$59

5/3/05 Oaks Club $3-6 Hold’em
12:45-215 PM
In $100 Out $4 -$96


Hours Played 2005: 96 YTD -$692

1. I am watching a GILLIGAN’S ISLAND rerun with a pirate motiffed dream sequence.

2. Craigslist rules. I have gotten laid, scored drugs, and now gotten thoroughly satisfactory bodywork at an excellent price through CL. My car, while not exactly pristine has a rear door that is not concave, with a window that works, in a very similar color to the rest of the car.

3. Deviated from the $2-4 table with predictably miserable results. It is a queer fact of casino poker that the money in a small limit game usually means more to the money in a bigger limit game. At the $1-2 table people chase every hand and generally play terribly loosely, which is ok by me, but the also tend to play sloppily, acting out of turn or betting the wrong amount, and throwing tantrums when they lose. I also got involved in a very loose aggressive $3-6 game, where I got clobbered.

4. The pirate motiffed GILLIGAN’S ISLAND has ended. It has been replaced with a MOST DANGEROUS GAME motiffed GI (n.b. the potty reference) rerun. From the way the Hallmark Channel handled the entr’acte commercial, I thought the next program was going to be TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL, which I have always called INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL.

5. The Haggard offer still stands. Just $2 to PFSH HAGGARD OFFER, 3600 20th Street Ste 403, sfca, 94110. This collection carries the Haggard seal of approval (see below). Please specify "with" or "without" OKIE FROM MUSKOGEE.

6. Be sure to truck down to Hayward this Friday the 13th for All Pro Wrestling's CHICKFIGHT 2005. CHICKFIGHT 2004 was easily the best performance piece I attended in that blighted year. Check it out.
www.alprowrestling.com.

2 Comments:

 Conan Neutron said...

Ahh #2 reminds me of the wonderful song Craigs List by Schaffer the Darklord.

11:06 AM, May 07, 2005
 Anonymous said...

It all makes sense now.

3:37 PM, May 16, 2005

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